today on the train home the guy next to me was on his phone and at one point i saw him go on tumblr and he just had like. a normie dash. like it was all photography. of nature and architecture. he was using tumblr the way a heterosexual landscaper for rich people might use instagram. i actually had to watch his screen for a few seconds to be sure it really was tumblr because i was so taken aback by the content he was viewing. this is why algorithmless websites are so beautiful btw because i genuinely didn't know that this side of tumblr even existed. he didn't even so much as scroll past any text posts.

what makes a man lose internet in a woman

when he realizes she's not wifi material

Official Mateys™

This is one of the thai restaurants in my hometown and i can tell you first hand this lady is wonderful

little update bc someone from my hometown wrote an article about her and these are some highlights:

and my personal favorite:

Found the article.

Should’ve known it was Marquette.

this is such a fun article and also:

and bc it’s worth reiterating:

I would whole heartedly love this woman if she said, “what you want motherfucker?” as soon as I walked in the door. Just like home

I love her already

aita for asking my nephew why he needs to be gay? i (M39) saw my nephew (M18) kissing a guy and asked him if he had to be gay when he’s already poor. my boyfriend (M29) seems to think i was too harsh.

Writing popular posts on tumblr is easy watch this

“Nasty Hot Transgender Sex, Jesus style”

It’s when you get nailed against a wall.

Elevated

no other video game would have you mediate the extremely toxic breakup between two gay men unironically called barcus and bongle

*person has consented to being eaten; they’ve donated their body. they died without suffering. you can cook the meat. you will not get sick from the meat.

bonus: explain why!

personal favourite responses thus far

• the people who have no moral qualms with cannibalism but but voted no because theyre picky eaters or dont like trying new things
• the multiple vegetarians who voted yes
• the one (1) person who (rightfully) called out the phrase 'ethically sourced human meat' (when i typed that out i had to take a long look at the choices ive made throughout my life)
• "ever since i got into pokemon vore i've had a huge fascination in cannibalism"
• the anime blog who reblogged this post not 5 minutes after my anime fan friend told me that "anime fans LOVE cannibalism"
• “if they are my enemy”
• and most of all - those who are reblogging without any commentary at all. because having absolutely NO thoughts on cannibalism is more fascinating than any possible response

He's singing the song of his people!